richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart


penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop


landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh


popoplant:

UNACCEPTABLE


accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.


psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music


jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH


144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me


-skullkid:

my mom bought me the new electric urban decay palette for an easter present so today i decided to try and remind myself how to use colored eyeshadow

-skullkid:

my mom bought me the new electric urban decay palette for an easter present so today i decided to try and remind myself how to use colored eyeshadow



an-angels-laugh:

eddie-rochester:

notthatyoudcare:

jaaaaaaames:

Passive aggressive notes are the best.

there was nothing passive about the second one..

HAHAHAHAA

GOD BLESS

(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler)


dicksplit:

"How do you know you’re gay if you’ve never been with a…"

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(Source: elleooelle)


nhaingen:

they just
gave me their phone number

nhaingen:

they just

gave me their phone number


simsgonewrong:

after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.

simsgonewrong:

after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.